The Sea Tulip. Quite unlike actual tulips.
I really have no idea how this thing got its name.
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Image: Saspotato via Flickr
Looks like a burst gas pipe |
Actual tulips are flowers that have been cultivated into so
many varieties that there's probably one to suit every personality and every mood. For a while they were considered pretty enough to
sell your house for, but they quickly dropped to the price of an onion, which I suspect made people cry a lot more than would an actual onion.
That was the old days, when speculative bubbles came in attractive colours and sweet scents. Even today, ridiculous numbers of tulips render parts of the Netherlands into an obscene
assault on the eyes, with all the eye-melting colour of
children's television.
Sea Tulips... they assault the eyes in a different way.
There will be no speculative bubbles for the Sea Tulip. It looks like an entire sack of onions, but I'll eat a
hat of my choosing if it ever costs more than a single onion.
The weird thing is that it's actually a tunicate, a
Sea Squirt, in fact. Like the rest of them, it takes in water and filters out tiny food to eat. On its surface grows a
Sponge, which provides the Sea Tulip with a wide variety of colours.
They reach over 30 cm (1 foot) tall and live near the surface of the ocean. Australia and New Zealand seem to be the best places to go if you want to frolic among the knobbly clubs.
Maybe someone got sold some horribly diseased tulips and thought they all look like this?
3 comments:
ooh. really cool! like all the range of colors!
fried chicken legs in twisted flavors
@TexWisGirl: The colours are amazing! So strange to see collections of them in all different colours.
@FaustXIII: Yes! Sugar-coated fried chicken!
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