Image: Prof. Dr. Rechenberg Cebrennus rechenbergi |
The prophecy is fulfilled.
Image: Prof. Dr. Rechenberg |
The Flic-flac Spider lives on the sand dunes of Morocco's Erg Chebbi, a massive sea of purest desert with scarcely a pebble to mar the fine grains of its wind-sculpted surface.
Image: Prof. Dr. Rechenberg A burrow. I'm pretty sure the entire thing would usually be underground |
The Moroccan Flic-flac Spider was discovered by one Prof. Dr. Ingo Rechenberg, head of the Department of Bionics and Evolution Techniques in Berlin. I would love to have seen his face!
Video: Sandskink
The spider cartwheels, indeed, flic-flacs, across the sand, somersaulting along with a push from its legs. In this way it can travel almost 2 metres (6.5 ft) per second, about twice as fast as it could by mere walking. It can even somersault uphill!
These acrobatics are used to ostentatiously escape predators, but add a few saltos and tucks and I reckon they could make the gymnastics team! Yeah, I'm pretty much a gymnastics expert now. It wasn't always like this. I remember when I didn't even know what a flic-flac was! Hard to believe, ay?
Video: biotechgermany Prof. Dr. Rechenberg and his spider friend |
Image: Prof. Dr. Rechenberg At the mouth of her burrow |
Meanwhile, Prof. Dr. Rechenberg did what I guess anyone at the Department of Bionics and Evolution Techniques would have done. He made a robot.
Image: Prof. Dr. Rechenberg |
This is what we call "division of labour"; the guy looking at genitalia is not the guy making robots. I don't know what robot spider sex organs would look like but I don't think we'd want to see it rolling around anywhere.
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Thanks to Will and Dimitri for bringing this one to my attention!
Just when I thought we'd escaped from one horrific spider...
ReplyDeleteBut there is so much weirdness in this article! How does one look up from the microscope through which they're evaluating spider genitalia and NOT review the various choices they've made to bring them to that very moment? Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be entomologists.
Had I read about the robot before reading this article I would've thought it incredibly misleading to name a walking/tumbling robot a "spider-bot." But now I know better.
Thanks, Real Monstrosities!
spidey robot! too cool!
ReplyDeleteAthletic spiders, now nothing will surprise me. and robotic spider genitals XD that had me cracking up
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one here who wants to collect some and race them now?
ReplyDeleteAnd give them snazzy paint jobs? And little hats?
I will never object to giving tiny hats to animals. Except birds. Birds already have more than their fair share of hats.
ReplyDeleteAnd male mayflies. A lot of them have hats on their eyes. Weird.
ReplyDelete@Crunchy: It's important to know your robots! Some might say the same of spider genitalia...
ReplyDelete@TexWisGirl: Just what the world was calling for!
@Porakiya Draekojin: If we get robotic spider genitals then no more robots will surprise me!
@Lear's Fool: Ha! That would be the most absurd race ever!
Yeah... Mayfly hats
https://flic.kr/p/bUtmc1
lordie
Is there anything spiders *can't* do?
ReplyDeleteThey have a leg in many pies!
ReplyDelete@Esther
ReplyDeleteThey can't fly. Be thankful!
(From 'This book is full of spiders. Seriously dude, don't touch it' By David Wong of 'John Dies at the End' and Cracked fame)
"There exists in this world a spider the size of a dinner plate, a foot wide if you include the legs. It’s called the Goliath Bird-Eating Spider, or the “Goliath FUCKING Bird-Eating Spider” by those who have actually seen one…I don’t know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can’t fly, because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it “sir” because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Flying Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay."
Haha! All hail the KING!
ReplyDeleteEven more so the QUEEN!
I came across this and thought this spider inspired Spider-Man parkour!!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK-LPEtbajQ&noredirect=1
Wow! That was fantastic, thanks!
ReplyDeleteYou know. . . I can't watch these guys now without Ridin' dirty popping into my head.
ReplyDeleteThey see me rollin'. . .
I see 'em rollin, but I ain't hatin!
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