In the darkness of the deep
A vampire wakes from sleep
And opens his vampire cape
His vampire tentacles
Hold vampire spectacles
Through which he looks all around
And oh! What a sight
Bathing in light
A monster. A terror. A creep.
What beastly shape!
I am quite agape!
What horror! What crime! says he
What bestial sound!
I am quite aground!
What manner of fiend might you be?
Video: EVNautilus
The vampire insists
Demands and persists
But the stranger affords not a peep
So he shuts his vampire eye
Sighs a vampire sigh
And escapes into the darkness of the deep
Dracula ain't got nothing on this bad boy!
ReplyDeleteAs an aside, do you know what those eel like creatures were at the beginning of the video?
It's tough for something with no tentacles to overshadow something that has tentacles!
ReplyDeleteI think the eel thing was a halosaur
you are so clever. :)
ReplyDeletei finally watched this season's premiere of 'true blood' last night and felt just like your title dragging myself out of bed today. :)
Haha! The curse of good television!
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